Sunday, November 05, 2006

Overheard in Alleyways ... Saturday Night

So my friends and I were walking along a side street parallel-ish to Queen, near Bathurst last night.

As we pass this huge alleyway, we see this guy dressed in black in heavy face make-up sprinting 'round the corner of this building, being pursued by this guy yelling, "Satan is going to get you!" or something to that effect.

The made-up dude yells, "Leave me alone!"

Both of them stop running, but there's about 15 or 20 feet between them.

The guy pursuing then says something like, "Okay, fine ... no offense, but, you just gave me a BLOWJOB, and ..."

My hearing pretty much went funny after that.

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